The night before christmas

[drinksoptional]

It was the night before christmas
nothing was strirring not even a mouse
A big red 4x4 pulled up outside my house
out got a fat man with red coat and a sack
OH MY GOD EVIL SANTA was back.

He twiddled his beard and had a look in his eye
Your on the naughty list and all bad kids must die
This wasnt santa this was a freak,
as me as his target havoc would reak.

Put on my christmas jumper and gave out a call
Its you an me santa lets finish this once and for all
He threw me a left and i ducked to the right
For fat auld guy he put up a fight.

I reached for a candy cane he pulled out a gun
He laughed to himself smuggly he thought he had won
I grabbed a party popped took aimed and fired
It must of been the shock his heart expired

I thank you santa for my new 4x4
it can go anywhere and a little bit more
an for the trailer with the goodies in the back
until next year do you think he will be back.

By Stuart Watson Aka drinksoptional

Merry Christmas every one

[horses45]

i likes that!!!!

[gregster]

Excellent drinks...a few more like that and we'll think about taking that wall down that our mates the Romans built to keep you lot out!

[drinksoptional]

lol thanks.
thought it was to keep you lot in

[Big Dav]

Careful Gregster, some of us up here hail from the Garden of England, well, me anyway! David.

[N1ova]

Nice posting

[drinksoptional]

[bobbinsjob]

Nice one Drinks, i like that alot

[Drift]

Nice one Drinks

I like this Ive just read on the BBC

We are humans all of us I reckon
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12043294

[drinksoptional]

that was a good story and im a strong believer in the stop an help some one, it came from my gran that used to say help other in trouble as its some ones family and you would like the same for yours

[Big Dav]

Drinks, Frank Spencers mum used to have sayings too Seriously, it is good to help. David.

[drinksoptional]

ah you heard about my diy

[Big Dav]

[drinksoptional]

lol aye things a good, yer self?

[Big Dav]

Not bad thanks Stewart, enjoyed Christmas. Will pm you through the week. David.