Todays Green Laning accident - caption competition!

[PaulS]

Todays Green Laning accident - and Fronty is off the road for now..

It was really nice day out today.. With some nice twist etc





Only to turn at the very end into..



Yes, into POO!

(luckily that was end of byway)





But he wasnt able to help after he found out what happend...

So we called his bigger friend..



Gues what happend then!

[Drift]

You broke down

[john (smifffy)]

you broke a spring or shot a shocker through the tank

[PaulS]

[bobbinsjob]

Your truck suddenly burst into life, sped up the ramp and did a Dukes of Hazard style jump over the cab of the AA truck. On landing, you see the chassis twist horribly but amazingly there is no damage done and it speeds around the corner to find Daisy Duke sprawled across the bonnet of a Fiat Cinquecento clad only in a Stars n Stripes bikini top and eating a rediculously short pair of denim hotpants

I need to have a lie down now

[Drift]

GRRROWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[PaulS]

[john (smifffy)]

you never knocked hole in the engine/gearbox sump do you

[PaulS]

[Drift]

Gearbox prop seal

[PaulS]

[bobbinsjob]

We're not worthy

[Drift]

Ermmmm sorry Paul was slightly distracted

Yer what happened mate

[PaulS]

Oh well, there you go!









And after 60 miles



So thats the story...

[PaulS]

[bobbinsjob]

ouch!!!

[Drift]

Though he would have bunged it up or put a bag over the end and taped it, gawd help any motorbikes on the road behind him

Had the prop just dropped out ?

Steady now

[john (smifffy)]

new U J is about £18 i think

[jellybaby]

hurry up i want to know what happend before the wife moans about me being on the laptop again she says i'm addicted but i sent her an e-mail explaining that i'm not.

[jellybaby]

sorry didn't type quick enough