Wotcha foggers, all showered and fed, and just about awake still!!
Again a wicked weekend, thanks to everyone who came and had fun in the woods/mud!This weekender was special, our 2yr anniversary of when we first all met up in the overgrown woods...a massive amount of working together has created a unique place where we can kick back and have fun, and become great friends at the same time...
Well done everyone and a huge thankyou, these last 2 years have been brill fun and its been great getting to know you all...
This weekenders Mud lovers were (in order of the list)
Mr. and Mrs. RatCav
Was great to see Neal again, in the Trooper Lotus edition, with a caravan complete with waterfeature in tow..and this time he came accompanied by Mrs Ratcav, Chloe who had made a fantastic 2nd birthday cake for the woods posse, in the form (but straighter) of the Li'll white Leafer (RIP)...
It was brill and was delicious and was a great surprise...Thanks again.
Great to see the trooper venture out when it had dryed out a bit and glad you enjoyed the trails that we took yourself, Vauxsqeeks and Hipo round...
The trooper did well, cunningly navigated by Neal and the hi-cube top didnt prove a hinderence (apart from the owls falling over that where nesting in the upper rafters).
Cheers for your help up the workshop when the race against the clock diff lockup took place when the BGL spat some teeth (11 wasnt it??) Hope you enjoyed the "mission in the dark" in the BGL, the old girl did well on knackered muds and I think defied the laws of physics and logic plenty of times...the locked front helping no end. Thanks also for the help clearing up and shunting cars, and being a good sport with the jesting about your trooper.
FudgeWhat can I say...Matt came down in his shorty with nearly 5 different size tyres on it!

Kept us amused all weekend with his ability to overcomplicate even the simplest of things! Your a good sport though bud, and we had some laughs...We shared a "moment" in the BGL coming down the newly dug axle twister on the "under the tree" climb...we got some big air, and got out to take pics, the car was point nose down at about 45degrees and over to the left about 45degrees...I climbed back up onto the drivers door sill, and tried to climb back in but my hand slipped on the seat and I slid head first straight down through the car, accross Matts lap and out of his open door, face first into the mud...much to his amusement and Stevey 2stuck who was waiting behind watching!...One I will never live down I guess! Cheers for your help setting up the Fronty scalextrics set mate...Hope you get 4wd again soon and a full set of tyres LOL...so can go play next time...
KrusherKel came down with Chelsea (his daughter) and one of her friends...in his trusty 2.8td bug attracter...Gotta say Kel you demonstrated some great driving in the conditions and shared his knowledge of the woods with the more newbies when he chaperoned them round in difficult conditions. Had some great laughs friday and saturday nights, classic...although I still struggle to understand why you and Steve could not just "get a room" when his collapsable apartment block had so many to choose from!LOL. You and Ste had everyone in stitches all night mate...absolute classic (has Chelsea put YOU up for adoption yet though???)
Cheers for 2yrs of laughter and friendship bud..you been there from the start with the rest of us loons!
Andytats and son...Andys 2.2 LWB A was sporting new boots, of the insa special track variety and boy did he do well...The sight of the 2 burgandy lwbs fighting the elements was a testiment to the capability of their drivers, the trucks and the simex styley tyres...Andy got stuck up at the top of one of the hills as a monsoon came down upon us, complete with hail!...I backed up as near as I could get (no where near though) and Andy and his lad abandoned ship to the BGL and we retreated back to the clearing...His truck was recovered a couple of hours later by Retropete who had to winch himself into a position to be able to extract Andy and a load of helpers.. it was that slippy...Great to see Andy having fun with his truck after having some hassles with it earlier this year, your hard work has paid off and you have turned your truck into a beast!
Random RossRossco arrived early to assist with set up and deliver me another 2.0i sport to inflict my evil ways on

and helped get loaded up and the gear down to the woods and set up...Massive help as always mate, and a constant source of side splitting amusement all weekend...His trusty 2.4i did its thing as always with Ross coercing it around..final its decided to burst some hoses ( it has been threatening to since we have known Ross!)...and that sidelined it as the hose that was believed to be at fault was actually ok, and a replacement wombled from my workshop didnt actually solve the problem...Ross carried out a truely redneck repair to stop the hose chaffing by duct taping the sole of one of his trainers around the pipe...quality...my student is learning well...LOL
With the wrong hose replaced the on board irrigation system was working overtime which side lined the truck for the remainder of Sunday...We dragged it with the 2.8lwb up to the workshop on monday morning (and pebbledashed the front in mud, and roadstone off the farm track) and effected a better repair once the front end was stripped out and the offending hose (water pump to heater supply pipe) could be identified and swapped out..Had a laugh doing it though, will dan and his mate providing morale support whilst Sally ridiculed us...last heard that Rossco made it down to Ashford ok, so fingers crossed is job-jobbed...Big thanks again for all your help Ross, first to get there and last to leave and a blast all weekend...
WilberforceJim left the LWb at home and arrived in a ford fucus..LOL...Helped with the set-up and did a whole load of cooking for everyone over the weekend and helped with the teardown at the end...
His shorty has had some "fettling" by the twisted me since Jim last saw/drove it...now sporting a welded front diff to complement the already locked rear!...
This with the trucks lift and a set of special traks was gonna make this li'll 2.8 a force to be reckoned with....Jim kept us all waiting before unleashing it on the mud, and it was awesome...I watched it drive straight up and out of the "under the tree" climb, without it breaking even a sweat, when I couldnt even get 1/2 way up it using B-I-G and headlights on for an extra 7bhp! proper impressive stuff, until fun was ended with 2 punctures!
Great to Jim again, as he's missed the last couple of meets...will get the tyres rednecked for you bud..Jim has gone the whole 2yr stretch with the mad massive being there for the first meet we sorted up here...welldone and thanks Jim...
Retro PedroPete came down Saturday morning in his trusty 2.8 shorty and stayed Saturday night for some bevvies...
Great to see Pete as always but evens his beast of a truck was struggling in the mud, and clutch was getting iffy...Fantastic effort recovering Andy from the most impossible place in impossible conditions shortly after the monsoon. His winch was deffo the tool of neccesity this day! will speak soon and set a date to get your truck into the redneck repair centre...
Pete as always had a stream of "willing" victims in his passenger seat to show our creations to and the lines to take...
Another member that was here for our first meet 2 yrs ago, in a standard truck and a newbie to offroading...Pete and his truck, and the site have all come a long long way...but hell its been fun! Cheers Pete...
MapracingPaul arrived Saturday morning for the day in his L200, as sadly his sport has decided to dump all its rear diff oil on his drive...and wasnt there to play.
Great to see you though bud, shame you couldnt stay over and see your wingman being a "spectacle"...LOL
Need to get my finger out with the HD diff covers, no excuses then!
2much and son...Stevey 2stuck and his lad came down on friday evening to construct their "tent"...if you can call it a tent, we needed to apply for planning permission for it in advance and have the ground bore hole surveyed to ensure it would support it.
Steve returned Saturday for much playing with his new locked front end...and they did well!
HOWEVER...Ste's truck is fitted with a weather inducement system, such that whenever he lowers the new soft-top he fitted, the weather turns abruptly and the heavens open!...It was classic, Ste was stuck in the far bottom hole and the heavens opened, rain and hail, everything filling up his truck...
He's fitted the truck with a snorkel, but didnt have any for the occupants so a mad panic ensued trying to fit the hood while the truck was in the bottom of a very muddy hole! But all credit to Ste, he managed to get it out of the hole, somehow, even though the weather tryed to do everything possible to make this impossible!..Gotta say on the new stuff, you really got to see just how flextastic the rear end on Ste's shorty is, its awesome...but does make some disconcerning noises as the springs dislocate and then relocate...but pukka mods though Ste, well impressed.
This admiration promptly turned to astonishment as the alcomohol flowed later and it became apparent that both Ste and Kel (one of whom was clearly in season) had been keeping secrets from us all, and they had us all rolling around in hysterics as they "courted" in a musically synchronised fashion!
Big thanks for all the cooking fella...your a star (albiet an hilariously strange one at times!)
Another member that has gone the whole 2yr sufferance with the crazygang....welldone and thanks Ste...
cheekychick + Harvey the dogCame down on Friday in convoy with Jimbo and met us up the workshop...A newbie to our brand of crazyness in the woods and CC did some fab cooking, thanks, (was hot though LOL)...Nice to meet you and my new buddy Harvey...he's lovely and slobber free!!...Seriously he's a lovely dog and seemed to know me from the other end of the clearing by the end of the weekend as one of his "soft-touches" for some fuss and grub!
Glad you both enjoyed your weekend, the weather could have been better but hell it was a laugh though no matter.
Thanks for coming down, I know its a trek and hope to see you again down ere.
Vauxsqeeks + minimeAnother newbie to our Antics in the woods was John and his lad....Great to meet you fella and thanks for coming down.
Congrats on semi succesfully assembling the trailer tent, and well done for braving the woods when it dryed out a bit on Sunday...
You did well and succeeded in making me walk further than I ever have since I started driving when we showed you, Dan and Neal round some "achievable on A/ts in the wet" trails...Good commitment and confidence is what its all about, and you guys surprised a lot of peeps as to just how well more "standard" cars can do in the wet...
Thanks again for coming down and hope to see you both again soon...
Ps Sally said "no" to swapping doors, unless you want to swap NSR one...rotten aint she...i got a horrible feeling that she's taking to the B!
Best think about getting me a code reader!
RobertmillsavGreat that you could make it bud, kind of last minute thing as was looking unlikely...like the new sport, has the makings of a monster with the plans you have for it...Poor Rob was suffering on Saturday after over-indulging somewhat friday night, was a blinder though. Hope to see you again soon bud, with ya shorty all lifted n stuff...
Hipo1024A last minute thing, but Dan and his mate came down to join in the madness in his Dti...Sensibly Dan decided against venturing out on saturday afternoon cos it was so wet, but did his fing in the B on sunday. Swapped over his a/ts for fudges dumper tyres up the workshop when the 2.4i got an emergency diff rednecking, and then he was unstoppable, having traction like never before and was going everywhere. hope you enjoyed the mad one in the dark in the BGL, was fun albiet challenging! Cheers for towing the caravan out of the woods and staying for clearup (although you slept through most of it!) and discovering that dumpers dont grip like a/t's on the road! lol...
LouisThe die-laughing of Louis was there in force finding new trees to get personal with...d'oh...tailgate is unique now! He not very well poor sod, but didnt want to miss the mudfest so came down suffering a bit...
LloydIn the strangerover that refuses to die, with its lovely burbling v8...bent the steering arm that he managed to repair by straightening and reinforcing, but sadly a bent drag link spelt end of play for it for sunday, so Lloyd joined his brother in the daihatsu...
Matt and Abbiecame down with their new sproglet...and introduced their baby to mud and madness...congrats guys
Darren and WilliamMy mate Dazz and his lad came down on Saturday for a couple of hours as they have never been offroading before...they both loved it and asked me to thank everyone for being so friendly and welcoming...Thanks everyone...
Dazz is now on the lookout for a fronty....he nearly bought my BGL 6 months ago, doesnt seem so keen now though!!! LOL
SallyAs always Sally ran the base camp, kept me in line and commuted between Roma at home and the woods. Discovered early on that the road tyres on the B aint no match for the thick goo as you came into the bottom of the woods, and had my heart miss a beat as it didnt turn when she did!
She worked her socks off all weekend from set-up till the end of rip-down and then ridiculed us as we repaired Roscos truck up the workshop...
Sally was sporting her new RIGGER boots, kinda like my Minime, only she doesnt sleep in them...LOL
Big big thanks Sally...none of this would be possible with out you
MeHad a cracking weekend...The 2.4i had a kinda makeover prior to weekend, now sporting round headlights instead of broken ones, airbrushed toxic green flames down her flanks, airbrushed tailgate, candy green fade bonnet and cable tied exhaust pipe. And it did well until I spat a few more teeth off the front diff, but there is no such thing as failure in redneck engineering, just an opportunity to effect a mod, so the front diff was sorted in about an hour with some helpers! cheers guys..Worked a treat though as some of you found out who foolishly ventured into the beast!...Took Ratcav and hipo out in the pitch dark, which is really challenging even if you know the woods really well, as its so easy to get lost, and everything is so much more difficult to judge...
We went down the rabbit warren run, which we undercut with the digger so its near verticle which was interesting, and used reverse gear forward decents a few times as the knackered dirtdevils cant find enough traction for a normal engine braked decent...ends up as toboggan run otherwise...
Got some big air down the axle twister under the tree which was fun...
Tryed the over the tree obstable going up, the one just off the stump garden hill (was a bit ambitious perhaps)...the car slewed at the last minute and we clipped the tree which stopped us and kinda beached us on top. we still had reverse drive so I managed to shuffle it off and then kinda wiggle it sideways out of the entrance track back onto the stump garden hill so we could carry on...Much use of rwd to slide the rear down and other shananigans to self extract it.
Was good fun, challenging, but good fun nethertheless and my victims/passengers seemed to approve...
Always great to see new faces as well as the regular rabble, and this weekend was no exception with Mrs Ratcav, CC and Vauxsqeeks joining our madness and fun...
A real big SE welcome and glad that you enjoyed yourselves, and come again soon.
The weather wasnt quite what we hoped for, but the weekend was still brill, great company, raging bonfire, good grub, booze a plenty.....oh and 4x4's and mud during the day (or night for those who are proper mad!)...
This weekender was a special one, as a landmark in us meeting a great bunch of people, who have been willing to give their time, hardwork, money and commitment to make something that we and everyone else can enjoy..
In the process of 2 yrs grafting and playing, we have made great friends and have created a great place to do our thing...
Well done everyone, you dont know how happy it makes us to see you guys enjoying something so much that we all have worked so hard on...
And bring on the next 2 years! Thanks again everyone...

(Have some pics that I will upload 2moz)