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i had today took my mate to buy a car today out on a farm when we got there my mate was looking around the motor while the boot was open then he says to the farmer any chance i can take it for a test drive he says yes no problem he starts driving down the farmers very long drive when i notice my mate was all over the place driving then he slams on the brakes then jumps out off the car i thought there was something wrong so i get in me frontera and goes down to him as i was getting closer he was shouting that mad chicken i notice he had feathers in his head when i got out off my motor there in the car was a chicken all i could do was

he did not see the funny side well i did