best bumper sticker.

Was driving along today and past a little tricked out suzuki sj parked up. At a glance the bumper sticker read along the lines of:

"If you can read this then i'm towing your landy out of a ditch"

Not 100% sure on the exact word layout as just caught a glimpse, but thats the gist, and i chuckled a bit to myself. haha.

the standard fronty one

bu my favorite is

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hahaha nice spot mate, I want to get the one that says "the closer you get the slower i go" or "i may be slow but i can go anywhere" hahaha

or "keep coming closer, my trucks made of steel, just see what happens"

crummy plastic cars sitting right on my tail really annoy me, not my fault i can't afford the fuel to drive faster....

Ive got "THE CLOSER YOU GET THE SLOWER I GO" on the back of my new one, it WILL be coming off tho!

ive got a led text scroller in the back of mine and it has all sorts programed into it, its an 18" one of these

if i wanted a C**K up my a**e i would gone to a gay bar
if you can read this i must be in neutral.
my car does runs on lpg at 78.9p a litre
if you can read this please note my brake lights don't work but my brakes do
my towbar loves radiators so come a little closer and give it a kiss.
it might be big but then it has to be to fit me in it
ring my number for a tow if your stuck in the snow.
my other car is hiding in the boot.

if i wanted to listen to your stereo i would of put a brick through you window and took it
your car might be nice and shiney but so was the last one i crashed into to start with
it will cost me less to buy another one of these than it will to respray your wing so is it really worth it
ive got 9 points on my license and 3 months to live so are you feeling luck punk

i know but you get board sat in traffic on the motor way and just get carried away annoying the gits behind you

I hope you did the spelling a bit better. :mrgreen:

i was just typing them out here i the one on the car are splet corractly lol

The favourite 1 I have on my truck is

But I also have and like

Because you have to think about it to get it

seen one a only battered van

"look at my paint work does it look like i give F***"

was across the door in permanent marker with an arrow pointing to what looked like an axe hole in the back door

Did used to have one on the Evo7 that read "HOWS MY DRIVING? CALL: 999".

i prefer if you dont like my drivi.vng then help get these cuffs off

Bumper stickers that cover the rust holes.

or makes the holes look like there mean to be there

If you can read this you're to close.
If you can read this it's to late.

A good few years back my old 2.3td had...

"dont follow me.......you wont make it"...at the top of the rear window.

used to have " IF YOU VALUE YOUR FACE LIKE I VALUE MY CAR....DONT F**K WITH IT !! "