If you need a mechanic it is £45 per hour.
Police "people" (since 9/11 and 7/7 ) wearing £10,000 worth of safety/protection gear.
Fire Brigades realising, after they have ordered and paid for their new £400,000 engines, that they are too big to go round corners.
Yet when it comes down to the real stuff they need help from guys with £500 Fronteras and want them to pay for permission to help.
Next time they ask just say "Yes one of your highly trained drivers can drive my Frontera if you need it. That will be £500 per day and you will need to lodge a £15,000 damage guarantee with my bank."
That's how the "Security/Safety/Rescue" businesss works.
But then we're not like that.
Round here, by the time the official road clearers have done their safety checks etc. the farmers have already cleared the roads as they have swivel buckets on their tractors to scoop feed for the cattle so a bit of snow is just an inconvenience.
There's 14yr olds, French and British, out at 5am in £45,000 tractors doing a couple of hours work before they have breakfast then go to school!
Cows need to be milked, hay needs to get from A to B and the farmers are tooled up for it.
Who makes your food?
If you need something done quickly just ask a busy woman then get the f"k out of her way.