I sometimes see 2.8 tdi lwb with all extras going really cheap over here as it is hard to get some british reg cars accepted by the dreaded (Spooky intro music) "Service des Mines".
New headlights, certificate of conformité and none of this bigger or wider wheels for some folks its not worth the bother.
I'll get the shepherdess/net rat on to it.
If she is speaking to me this week.
If you can find a cool french reg family runabout cheap over there we could arrange a swop.
My mate Miranda got a full on ex-motorway police Omega estate with bags of vroom for 400 euros and it was low mileage. I'd lose me licence in a day in that thing.
Try this link,
http://www.totalfrance.com/france/classified.php?catid=10&subcatid=107 if you see what you want and can do a deal let me know as I have a mate up t'road with artic etc going back and forward all the time.
If you need something done quickly just ask a busy woman then get the f"k out of her way.