At this point, Dazza's wife got out of the car and said that she could have run him over then, "You can shut up as well you fat bitch" was his intelligent repost, showing the red rag to Dazza, who lept up the steps, grabbed him by te scruff and asked him politely to not speak to his wife in that manner.
Being so close, we could smell the alcohol on the rider's breath and Dazza said he was going to call the police to get him breathalised. Then one of the lads mates came over and started to get in our faces trying to get us to hit him. The rider tried to get back on his bike to leave before the police came so Dazza's mum tried to get the keys and the riders mate pushed her out of the way.
I'm not saying how but somehow, all of a sudden, the lad had quite a lot of blood escaping out of his mouth 
He goes home and then 2 police women turn up 20 minutes after our call. While they were talking to us, the lad comes back with his mum
He's 18 and she is going mental. The 2 coppers try to calm her down and she hits both of them...NICKED 
Within 2 minutes of them calling it in, there is 4 cars, the dog unit and the unmarked armed response unit ouside my house, strange, as they didn't have anyone in the area.
After much chatting between her majesty's finest, a policeman comes over to me and says, "thanks very much for calling us, you did the right thing. Unfortunately, you are under arrest on suspision of assault and GBH", read me my rights and put me in the back of the patrol car. Dazza came over and told him that he'd got the wrong guy and that it was him that they were after so I was promptly unarrested and Dazza was nicked
It turns out that Dazza spent 6 hours in cells only to be told that there was no case to answer and that he should have hit the lad harder to stop him complaining and the lads mum was charge with public order offences and got a £60 fine woooppeeeee
The drink driver got away and now we get threats that we should keep an eye on the trucks.
Let them try!!!!!
Sorry for the long rant but I'm stil mad
