ROFL.
Should've told him if he wanted to be rude you'd just leave him to dig his way out or freeze
Nice of the Jag driver to give the farmer some dosh, that's always nice even if you don't expect/want or accept it to be offered.
The one time I got my Frontera stuck a farmer helped me out, he wouldn't take anything so I took him a nice bottle of wine from Australia for him, he loved that, thought it was really nice.
You're right though, there is no pleasing some people.
Si