Hi,
My frontera's are used for...
Ensuring that I never clear my overdraft
Ensuring that my name is written in PERMANENT marker on the "dry wipe" overtime board at work
Ensuring that my body does not explode due to excess blood,by draining large quantities whenever I work on them
Ensuring that I never have the pleasure of day where I have nothing to do
Ensuring that my local Texaco filling station will never go out of business
Ensuring that my driveway has more mud on it than the flowerbeds
Ensuring that 70mph travel, costs more, per hour, than I earn
Ensuring that I always feel the need to buy a larger hammer
Ensuring that rust will never become an endangered species
Ensuring that my neighbours experience less tyre wear, due to the liberal quantity of friction reducing mud in my road
Ensuring that my neighbours experience being waken at dawn by the sound of an angle grinder
Ensuring that I never have to wait to get let out of a side road or onto a roundabout
Ensuring that all DVLA employees get a big fat filthy bonus each year
Ensuring that jay walking insects and small rodents stand a 50/50 chance due to the Mud Terrain tyres
Ensuring that only tall rabbits risk head injuries from rear diffs
Ensuring that anyone parked stupidly close behind me is at serious risk of roof or window damage from my rear bumper
Ensuring that I never forget the experience of the clunky buttons on my first cassette player (frontera A)
Ensuring that I always look for things in the least obvious place first (frontera A window switches...why not on the door-BY THE WINDOW!!)
Ensuring that I only ever get to change the N/S headlight bulb, as the O/S is far too easy to get to
Ensuring that it will rain whenever I risk leaving the "sport's" hardtop and windows at home
Ensuring that moped riders feel more vulnerable than ever (no more than they deserve)
Ensuring that Landrover owners are able to feel somewhat superior,even though their vehicles were designed in the 50's,are worse value for money than Heather Mills and break more than a crash test dummy with brittle bones disease.
and finally....
Ensuring that its always my bloody mobile that rings at 2am when one of my mates is stuck/broken/sinking!!!!
Laters guys n girls
Gregster
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