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The night before christmas by drinksoptional on Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:51 pm
It was the night before christmas
nothing was strirring not even a mouse
A big red 4x4 pulled up outside my house
out got a fat man with red coat and a sack
OH MY GOD EVIL SANTA was back.

He twiddled his beard and had a look in his eye
Your on the naughty list and all bad kids must die
This wasnt santa this was a freak,
as me as his target havoc would reak.

Put on my christmas jumper and gave out a call
Its you an me santa lets finish this once and for all
He threw me a left and i ducked to the right
For fat auld guy he put up a fight.

I reached for a candy cane he pulled out a gun
He laughed to himself smuggly he thought he had won
I grabbed a party popped took aimed and fired
It must of been the shock his heart expired

I thank you santa for my new 4x4
it can go anywhere and a little bit more
an for the trailer with the goodies in the back
until next year do you think he will be back.

By Stuart Watson Aka drinksoptional

Merry Christmas every one
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Re: The night before christmas by horses45 on Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:53 pm
i likes that!!!!
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Re: The night before christmas by gregster on Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:58 pm
Excellent drinks...a few more like that and we'll think about taking that wall down that our mates the Romans built to keep you lot out! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The night before christmas by drinksoptional on Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:09 pm
lol thanks.
thought it was to keep you lot in :)
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Re: The night before christmas by Big Dav on Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:49 am
Careful Gregster, some of us up here hail from the Garden of England, well, me anyway! :drink: David.
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Re: The night before christmas by N1ova on Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:39 am
Nice posting :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The night before christmas by drinksoptional on Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:22 pm
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Re: The night before christmas by bobbinsjob on Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:24 pm
Nice one Drinks, i like that alot :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
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Re: The night before christmas by Drift on Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:38 pm
Nice one Drinks :D

I like this Ive just read on the BBC :wink:

We are humans all of us I reckon :wink:
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Re: The night before christmas by drinksoptional on Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:04 pm
that was a good story and im a strong believer in the stop an help some one, it came from my gran that used to say help other in trouble as its some ones family and you would like the same for yours
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Re: The night before christmas by Big Dav on Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:20 pm
Drinks, Frank Spencers mum used to have sayings too :lol: :lol: Seriously, it is good to help. :drink: :drink: David.
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Re: The night before christmas by drinksoptional on Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:31 pm
ah you heard about my diy
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Re: The night before christmas by Big Dav on Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:41 pm
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Re: The night before christmas by drinksoptional on Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:47 pm
lol aye things a good, yer self?
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Re: The night before christmas by Big Dav on Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:00 am
Not bad thanks Stewart, enjoyed Christmas. Will pm you through the week. David.
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