Beat the wheel clamppers

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Beat the wheel clamppers by colley on Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:16 pm
Today when stopping at the shops i parked my car on Tescos petrol four court than ran across the road to the shop. On my return to my truck there was two men on the floor by my front wheel. When i challenged them to ask what they was doing both men began to laugh :lol:
I could then see a wheel clamp on the floor. Then men then explained that i could not park on this property unless i am using the petrol station and they was going to clamp me but there clamp would not fit my wheel and began to :lol: again. the men did say that they could have collected there big clamp that they use on lorries but they found it so funny that they let me on my way :shock: :D :D :dance: :D :D
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by Rich on Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:44 pm
Nice one Steve :D :D :D :D
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by Drift on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:11 pm
:dance: big tyres rule :butt:
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by Livewire Frontera on Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:44 pm
One of my close friends owns his own security firm and clamping is part of his business so i can wind him up now knowing he can't clamp my truck :dance: but knowing our nicky he'll just come up with some other smart :butt: idea :axe:
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by bobbinsjob on Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:16 pm
24v whizzer usually takes the smile off their faces :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by andysd1 on Fri May 01, 2009 1:30 am
just do a homer and drive of, stick it in 4 wheel drive and go for it
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by mid77 on Fri May 01, 2009 1:35 am
Use to have some mates in the fire brigade, if ever got clamped they'd be around with some heavy duty hydraulic cutters...

Then they ended up banning clamping here - doesn't really make much sense anyway "your car shouldn't be parked here, so I'm going to make it so that you can't drive away" :?
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by Ruathar on Fri May 01, 2009 9:14 am
An old trick for if the do clamp you, let the air out of the clamped tyre and drive out of it, put your spare on and away you go. As long as you do not damage the clamp in the process then they can't do anything about it ;)
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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by Roo on Fri May 01, 2009 10:11 am
:ggod post: Guys :D great tips too :dance:

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Re: Beat the wheel clamppers by priestinthejeep on Fri May 01, 2009 11:47 pm
a mate of mine got clamped few years ago
being real p****d of as you would be
he took the con saw out the back of the van
cut it off placed it neatly beside the kerb
and off he went
didn have to pay for the clamp because his mother worked for the company
he can park anywhere now and they put cardboard clamps on now for the laugh
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